Hilarious Videos of New Beer Pong Spokesmodel
PORTOPONG is excited to announce the introduction of Cutty Love!
Mr. Love burst onto the scene as a pro dancer back in 1977. Cutty’s smooth moves and expensive taste in cheap women caught the attention of network executives. In 1982 Cutty was catapulted into the hearts and homes of millions, when he was offered the role of Chip Cartwright in the 1982 television sitcom “Who’s Walking Whom?” the heartwarming tale of an Ex-English Professor, who finds love and life after accepting a job as a personal dog walker for a wealthy family.
The series was canceled after just three episodes, but Cutty quickly rebounded in his acclaimed film debut, playing “Electric Willy Starks,” a break dancing truck driver traveling the open road and serving suckers along the way. The film was aptly titled “Breaker-Breaker.”
By 1986 Cutty had amassed an army of lady-friends and one of the finest mustaches in Hollywood, grabbing the cover of “Stach Illustrated” a record nine times. Tired of the limelight, Cutty made the decision to drop out of the public eye and follow his leisure pursuits of spelunking, model train modeling, and inventing a new way of playing beer pong anywhere, on anything (well, he didn’t actually invent PORTOPONG, but he’s so smooth who could argue?)
Wanna be as smooth as Cutty? It’s not likely, but snag a PORTOPONG for your next outing and at least you’ll be on your way to one stash-tastically epic time.
Watch a series of hilarious videos of Cutty introducing himself to you, soon enough you will be saying such catch phrases as “With PORTOPONG you can play anywhere, on anything. From the mountains, to the prairies, to the Jacuzzis white with foam.” or “PORTOPONG is constructed from only the finest durable vinyl drachma can buy, that’s Greek for money.”
Visit Cutty and give him so love at http://www.portopong.com/cuttylove
